Someone sent me these today, and I am still LMAO. Just two I'll share here, but they are oh-so-to-the-point...
For all you dogs out there looking for the next Ms. Right Now:
No matter how good she looks,some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. ~Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
The Truest Factual Statment E.V.E.R. about men and cars:
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles,you're going to have trouble with it. ~Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX