Wanna hear it? M'kay.
Here's what I know. Some folks up in Punxsutawney better get their asses out to a certain groundhog's hole, and they better be getting some major flood lights set up from ALL directions around said hole, flooding the hole with nothing but light. LIGHT. Got it?
And I'll tell you why.
Because if ole' Punxsutawney Phil sees one, teeny, tiny, wispy little shadow and runs his furry little ass back into that hole, thereby declaring 6 more weeks of winter, I swear to god I'm going out there and beating him to death with an icicle off of my garage.