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    Friday, January 16, 2009

    I Know One Thing

    Wanna hear it? M'kay.

    Here's what I know. Some folks up in Punxsutawney better get their asses out to a certain groundhog's hole, and they better be getting some major flood lights set up from ALL directions around said hole, flooding the hole with nothing but light. LIGHT. Got it?




    And I'll tell you why.

    Because if ole' Punxsutawney Phil sees one, teeny, tiny, wispy little shadow and runs his furry little ass back into that hole, thereby declaring 6 more weeks of winter, I swear to god I'm going out there and beating him to death with an icicle off of my garage.

    3 comments:

    Missives From Suburbia said...

    I will happily join you. I thought being cooped up in the house for the winter with a newborn was perrrrfect timing. It probably is. If you don't have a toddler. Ack.

    Carrie said...

    Do you need some chocolate? :)

    carley said...

    I don't live to far from there...ROAD TRIP?!