I warned you, Punxsutawney Phil. Didn't I?
Allll these readers are my witnesses. You were warned.
So as soon as I have a few days with nothing to do...and money...and a good long hard icicle...well, and a cooler long enough to transport it while I drive cross-country...and a sitter for days on end...well, then I'll be coming for you.
You big fat hairy jerk.