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    Thursday, July 9, 2009

    Pardon My French...

    ...but WHAT in the merry-hairy flying FUCK is THIS?!?!?




    Here it is three days ago (and it looked the same two days ago):



    And now....




    I am...I can't...what in the...

    Seriously. I read that squash can get blossom end rot like tomatoes do, but that's usually darker and harder. This just looks like someone injected, like, oh, I don't know...liquid DEATH into the end of my lunch-to-come and is rotting it from the end.

    I have an email in to Backyard Farmer. I hope they can help. I plucked that sucker out of there, hoping if it's a blight I can keep the whole plant from being worthless.

    So that's the rotten news for the day around here.

    Rotten. Get it? Yeah. I'm fucking hilarious, I know.

    2 comments:

    Missives From Suburbia said...

    This weekend, I had cheese-stuffed squash blossoms. They did NOT look like that. Just sayin'.

    Anonymous said...

    Uhhhmmm.....Cathy.....I think they need to "circ" that one.....

    At least that is what I think of when I see it.....

    Not that I've ever encountered one like that in my garden.....

    teeeheeeeee!!

    *bet you can guess who!*