...but WHAT in the merry-hairy flying FUCK is THIS?!?!?
Here it is three days ago (and it looked the same two days ago):
I am...I can't...what in the...
Seriously. I read that squash can get blossom end rot like tomatoes do, but that's usually darker and harder. This just looks like someone injected, like, oh, I don't know...liquid DEATH into the end of my lunch-to-come and is rotting it from the end.
I have an email in to Backyard Farmer. I hope they can help. I plucked that sucker out of there, hoping if it's a blight I can keep the whole plant from being worthless.
So that's the rotten news for the day around here.
Rotten. Get it? Yeah. I'm fucking hilarious, I know.