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    Friday, December 4, 2009

    Clothestastrophe, Segment 2: Socks Are Never Sexy

    I mean, they're socks. Just not sexy, even under ideal circumstances. But hey, we wear them, you wear them, all God's children wear them. But they are just not all that sexy.

    Then again, there's "not sexy", and then there's "oh-so-very-not-not-not sexy". I had the, uh, opportunity to witness the latter this past spring. Sitting in McDonald's (shocking), when I saw it there across from me. It was coupled with, believe it or not, the ever-popular tennis shoes and capris.

    You heard me.

    I know, right? Could you ask for a better clothestastrophe? I think not. I just happened to have my camera on me that day, if only a cell camera.

    You are most welcome.


    Missives From Suburbia said...

    The real disaster there is not the socks. It's the capris. If she'd just worn jeans, she would have been fine. Good LORD... it's December! Who is still wearing capris in December? And if the flesh between your shoes and crapris is cold, white socks are not the solution--PANTS ARE.

    Missives From Suburbia said...

    Crapris. Typo. But a funny one.